Fun Sized

I got called something today that I've never been called in my life. I was called "fun sized." I know I'm not tall, and at 5'8'' I'm shorter than the average Amercian male, but fun sized really. I was told it was a compliment, but I wasn't too flattered.

I'm working this weekend at a monster truck rally, and all I can say about that experience is two things:

1. Only in America would people race lawn mowers.

2. Monster truck fans don't like fried vegetables.