What Is A Boy To Do?

I'm really drunk right now, but I've had no hallucinations, ugh. I've been drinking Absinthe all day now and I didn't have any hallucinations that it is famous for. If I wanted to get drunk I just would have drank bourbon. I feel disappointed. Absinthe is bullshit. I thought it tasted really really bad. It reminded me of bacardi 151. I suggest not drinking absinthe, it's not the drink it's advertised to be. I did eat quite a bit of sugar cubes today, ate some delicious home-made gyros, and watched the movie Factory Girl which I give two thumbs up and really liked Guy Pearce's portrayal of Andy Warhol. So today was an alright day.